About six months ago, the vacant elementary school bordered by homes on a rural highway was converted into a strip club called The School House. Downstate residents are still fuming....
"It's a whorehouse," said Ward, co-owner of a nearby garden center where she and her husband live. "I honestly don't feel as safe here as what I did. And the name they gave it — that is unbelievable. There's nobody in there learning anything, I guarantee you."
Well little lady you are so wrong. There are many things a man learns at a strip club, like...
- Always have small bills on you.
- Always bring cash.
- Woman are just using you for your money.
- If you have enough money a woman will do ANYTHING.
- A man in a $10,000 suit, and a guy wearing overalls act the same when titties are out.
- Beware ATM machines.
- The smell of body lotion is surprisingly hard to get off.
- Drinking makes awkward times, less awkward.
- How to lie to your wife/girlfriend.
- The song "pour some sugar on me" is only acceptable in the confines of a strip club.
- Girls will say anything for more money ("I'm just an honest girl trying to get through college"....yea ok).
So, get off your high horse lady, the kids will probably learn more there then they did at school.