Monday, July 13, 2009

Coach by Day...Superhero by Night?


According to a firsthand witness Jessica Banks from Wellesley, MA; at approximately 8:30 PM ET on Sunday July 12th, at the restaurant Sonsie in Boston, MA, an aggravated 'homeless' looking male began shouting into the restaurant's open terrace dining area for a brief time before losing his match and being shooed away by what appeared to be a restaurant manager.

The focus of this article however focuses on a particular customer very close in proximity to the event; Head Coach for the Syracuse University Orange Men's Basketball Team, Jim Boeheim. According to Banks, Coach Boeheim was accompanied by three others in a Rolls Royce wielding a large diamond wrist watch and a flat ring sporting another diamond with the number "3" on it upon entry to the terrace dining section of the restaurant.

At an identified time into the dinner, the 'homeless' male began his shouting match into the restaurant. The male continued yelling, "Are you threatening me?! Are you threatening me?!" in a very ungrammatical, irate fashion. Other customers sat quietly and "awkwardly" as the male allegedly, according to Banks, seemed to be directing his rant at someone specific.

Being in such close proximity to the aggressive male, Boeheim then turned slightly toward Banks and a friend who where sitting at the neighboring table. In between Boeheim's knees was a "huge" black pistol with what appeared to be light, laser or site on top. "It looked like it weighed 5 lbs," said Banks. Boeheim kept the gun low, out of sight and "about to cock it".

Upon the male retreating to his shopping cart by the curb and walking away, the restaurant manager went straight to Boeheim's table, apologized, and made him aware that someone is patrolling the surrounding sidewalks. Boeheim tucked his concealed weapon back into his "bermuda shorts".

Possibly in humor or potentially serious, Boeheim turned to the other male at his table and said, "I was about to put two in him..." The male responds, "...yeah thats cool just don't shoot me."

A potentially hazardous situation for a Hall of Fame coach. Jim Boeheim has been coaching the Syracuse Orange for 33 seasons including 25 NCAA appearances, winning seven Big East Regular Season Championships, five Big East Tournament Championships, and three trips the National Championship Game with one victory in 2003. Boeheim also ranks third all-time in career wins with a 799-288 wins to loss ratio (.735) and served as an Assistant Coach for the 2008 United States Men's National Basketball Team in the Summer Olympics that won gold.

Jim Boeheim is by no doubt one of the best basketball coaches of all-time. We as fans can only be thankful that he did not have to use necessary force. It is clear that there have been more than a few gun related incidents involving sports figures and although Boeheim used correct judgment, refrained and appeared to only use it in self-defense, the 'what-if' always remains. Strictly as a precedent, we can refer to one of the most notable mistakes that has occurred in the past year, Plaxico Burress, and from there make opinions of our own.

-Scott Beer
DuelingCouches.com

Source: Jessica Banks & unnamed 2nd witness

(DuelingCouches.com is guaranteeing to be the only known source and the first to publish this story. All credits must be published and sourced appropriately.)

*Below is a photo taken by Jessica Banks via camera phone before the incident:

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Sunday, July 12, 2009

Lesnar Retains Belt at UFC 100



Last Night in the most anticipated match up of the year, Brock Lesnar defeated Frank Mir to remain the UFC heavyweight champion.

Unlike their first bout, a first-round submission victory for Mir, Lesnar was able to control the fight on the ground and eventually cause referee, Herb Dean, to call a stop to the fight 1:48 seconds into the second round. After a first round which consisted of Lesnar taking down Mir and controlling him on the ground while landing punches to his body and face, it was clear Lesnar had improved light years since their first fight last February, the first of Lesnar‘s UFC career. Early in the second round Lesnar was able to sustain a flurry by Mir and proceeded to take him to the mat to pick up where he had left off. After a series of right hands to the head and face Lesnar began to tee off, landing punch after punch until Dean determined Mir had had enough.

Perhaps resorting back to his days in the WWE, Lesnar’s vivacious celebration antics did not win him any fans. After defeating Mir, he went on to flip off the entire crowd, call out UFC sponsor, Bud Light, for not sponsoring him, and then delivered the most memorable quote of the night. After being asked by announcer, Joe Rogan, what his post-fight plans were, Lesnar responded by saying he would have a beer with his friends, followed by a pause, then looked directly into the camera and proudly declared, “Hell I might even get on top of my wife tonight.”

A bloodied and bruised Frank Mir was classy in defeat by complimenting Brock Lesnar’s gameplan and execution. In closing, he reminded the crowd that he will be back.

In just his fifth UFC fight, Brock Lesnar defeated one of the top submission artists in the world to retain his position atop the heavyweight class. With a list of questionable challengers awaiting him, it has forced critics to come to the realization that Brock Lesnar is here to stay.

What are you fast at?



In my opinion...the minesweeper guy must be a complete loser

Carlos Pena replaces Dustin Pedroia for ASG





According to ESPN.com news services, AL starting 2B Dustin Pedroia will spend the All Star Game break with his pregnant wife who is currently hospitalized with "early labor complications".

TB Rays 1B Carlos Pena and his AL leading 24 homeruns will replace Pedroia on the roster and TOR Bluejays 2B Aaron Hill will start.

Pedroia is still playing regularly for the Red Sox today, Sunday 7/12.

-Beerman

Fail.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Why Not?

Get Excited

Royals @ Red Sox Preview


The Sox bullpen blew it last night, but the Sox also need their starters to go deeper into game. Tonight we will see if Lester can answer the call. Lester has had success against the Royals. Last time he faced them was when he had his epic no-hitter. I expect another great game out of Lester since he is now over his early struggles and is 4-1 with a 1.74 ERA in his last seven starts, striking out 61 in 46 2-3 innings, which is amazing.

Facing Lester tonight will be Brian Bannister who has had a solid year for the Royals going 6-6 with a 3.87 ERA. He has not had success against the Sox though with an 0-3 record and a silly 8.22 ERA.

Boston really needs two things. They need players like Pedroia, Bay, and Youk to start playing a lot better (though Pedroia as been better of late). They also need their bullpen to get into some kind of groove again. They may be overused, so it is really important that Lester goes at least 7 innings tonight.

Game starts at 7:10 on NESN.

Here is what tonight's lineup looks like....

Drew, rf
Pedroia, 2b
Youkilis, 3b
Ortiz, dh
Bay, lf
Ellsbury, cf
Varitek, c
Kotsay, 1b
Green, ss

Friday...

Grant Hill re-signs with Suns


Grant Hill has decided to re-sign with the Phoenix Suns, and a large part of the decision is based on the belief that Steve Nash is close to reaching an agreement on a contract extension, league sources told Yahoo! Sports.

Whatever. Fuck him, like I said earlier I have all the faith in the world in Giddens, Walker, Pruitt and...... Tony Allen

Mike Lowell Injury Update


"The Boston Globe reports that Red Sox 3B Mike Lowell will sprint and face live batting practice Friday as he continues to deal with a hip issue (Sportsline)."

Right now Lowell looks to be on track to come off the DL right after the All-Star break. The Sox could certainly use him back, and it will be important to see how Lowell looks on the field in the coming weeks, as the trade deadline approaches. His health could be the main factor in any Red Sox trades that may be coming....

Brandon Jacobs Bashes Romo


You know I love this even though it is coming from a Giants player...

"Although the teams won't meet until Sept. 20, let the trash-talking between the New York Giants and Dallas Cowboys begin. Brandon Jacobs talked to Brandon Tierney of ESPN Radio 1050 and had some choice quotes. "I'm not a fan of Tony Romo, no. Keep him in the pocket, he's not that good." Reacting to Romo's free-wheeling playing style, Jacobs said, "his luck will be gone sooner or later. If you were to keep Tony Romo in the pocket he's not that effective." Jacobs' opinion can be summed up thusly: "I don't think he's that good a passer, to be honest with you (ESPN)."

Jacobs is 100% right. Romo is so overrated. He is not accurate, and although he can make some plays when he is moving around I don't think he is anything special. There are so many QBs I would take over Romo if I was starting a team. In the end he is only a big story because the media loves QBs who go out of their way to be famous, and there is always stories following a Dallas Cowboys' QB.

Friday...

Everyone Should Buy This...

I fucking hate Shia LaBeouf, so when I bought this shirt this week I felt like I should share it. It is time we all stood together and said ENOUGH LaBeouf!!!!!!

You can get one here at BustedTees.com . They have some other great shirts too.

Bruins Preseason Schedule


Sept. 15 -- vs. Rangers at Madison Square Garden, 7 p.m.
Sept. 16 -- vs. Toronto at Air Canada Centre, 7 p.m.
Sept. 19 -- vs. Rangers at TD Garden, 4 p.m.
Sept. 20 -- vs. Montreal at Quebec City, 7 p.m.
Sept. 22 -- vs. Columbus at Nationwide Arena, 7 p.m.
Sept. 24 -- vs. Montreal at Bell Centre, 7:30 p.m.
Sept. 25 -- vs. Ottawa at Scotiabank Place, 7 p.m.
Sept. 26 -- vs. Columbus at TD Garden, 7 p.m.

The 2009-10 schedule will be released next Wednesday.

Can't wait...

Suns Bid To Keep Hill


There have been a lot of rumors around where Hill might play next year. Here is the latest...

"The New York Knicks offered Grant Hill the option of accepting a one-year, $5M deal or a three-year, $10M deal earlier this week. In response to those offers The Arizona Republic reports Suns managing partner Robert Sarver, general manager Steve Kerr and coach Alvin Gentry traveled to Orlando to meet with Hill on Wednesday night and Thursday morning. The newspaper also reports Steve Nash called Hill to help in the recruiting process. The Suns, according to The New York Times, initially asked Hill to take the veterans' minimum of $1.2M, but later increased it to $2M, then bumped it to $3M after the Knicks made their offer (ESPN)."

Money wise the Celtics have no shot. They can only offer just under $2 million. You would think if the Suns can give him a 2 year deal worth about $6 million then he would chose the Suns over the Knicks. I said it before and I'll say it again....we will really see what Hill's focus is on. Money or Championships? The Celtics give him the best chance by far to get a ring. The Suns are a decent team, but they aren't going to win it, and the Knicks just suck. So, if the Celtics really want him they should get that Pierce, KG, Allen, Doc, and Ainge jet ready...

A decision is expected sometime over the next 2 weeks.

Stallworth Released From Jail


Well that was fast...

"Cleveland Browns wide receiver Donte' Stallworth has been released from a Miami jail after serving 24 days for DUI manslaughter. His attorney, Christopher Lyons, says Stallworth was released from the Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center early Friday (Sportsline)."

It is kind of fucked up to think about how much the public rips apart Vick, yet I bet no one will say boo about Stallworth. It is just funny where the priorities are. Don't get me wrong both are terrible people, but I just find that funny. Anyways, it is also fucked up that he only served 24 days in jail. If DP or I killed someone in a DUI crash we would not be seeing the light of day for at least 10 years. It really is bullshit...

Why Not?

Hey Look It's Death

Friday...

Maybe The Celtics Should Just Stay Put


I was thinking today, maybe the Celtics should just stay put. Maybe they should just trust the trio of Gabe Pruitt, J.R. Giddens, and Bill Walker. I really think they are capable. We saw Glen Davis turn into a crucial player his second year out and all of what I have been reading is that Giddens is tearing it up in the summer league, and anyone who reads this site knows how much I love Bill Walker. Gabe Pruitt is the real wild card here because is he can be a viable PG behind Rondo, is some veteran PG really better than him? I don't think so. If the Celtics lose out on Grant Hill (which it seems more likely everyday), then I really have faith in Bill and J.R. to step it up.

Just a thought.

Lars Anderson Update


A lot was made over Red Sox prospect Lars Anderson. He is only 21 years old, but he was unreal last year and seemed to be the inevitable starting first baseman for the Sox in a couple year. Yet this year we don't hear that much about him. Well it's because he really hasn't been all that great. He has slowed to .260 in Double A with 8 homers and 41 RBIs, yet if you look at the number more closely he really isn't that far off. In May he hit just .194. He hit .293 April and a .298 June, so if you cut out May he really isn't having that bad of a season. At some point most prospects hit a bump in the road, and I think this is what is going are with Anderson. Remember he is 21 years old, so I really wouldn't expect this kid to be a full time MLB player for at least another 2-3 years.

Boozer To Chicago?


Another major multi-team trade might be looming in the NBA with the Portland Trail Blazers, Utah Jazz and Chicago Bulls having discussed a deal that would be headlined by Carlos Boozer and Kirk Hinrich, according to NBA front-office sources.

Sources stressed to ESPN.com that no deal was imminent Thursday and that both Portland and Utah are still evaluating additional trade scenarios. But two sources with knowledge of the three-team proposal confirmed that there have been substantive talks aimed at landing Boozer in Chicago, Hinrich in Portland and Tyrus Thomas in Utah.

This is a really good deal for Chicago if Boozer can stay healthy. Because Derrick Rose is obviously the real deal and was able to almost take the Celtics without a legit big man. However, Boozer has had a hard time staying healthy. Hinrich to Portland is a good fit, because they don't have a real PG, and Thomas to Utah is whatever. Tyrus Thomas sucks, and has been a complete bust.

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